TRIALS

Five ways to spend your evening and end up exactly where you started: paying.

Trial one

Test: what kind of fuck-up are you?

Six questions. Honest answers. I will know if you lie.

Trial two

The obedience button

Hold it. Do not let go.

Trial three

The wheel of humiliation

Eight outcomes. All of them insults.

Trial four

The confession

Type it. Exactly. Every letter. I check.

Trial five

Auction: three seconds of my attention

One lot. No reserve. No winner.

Done with all of it? Then you have given me an evening and I have given you nothing. Balance that.

SEND THE MONEY

FUCK UP THE MONEY